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University Campus, India:
NO TRESPASSING
WITHOUT WRITTEN PERMISSION.

Hotel bedroom, India:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED
NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

Doctor’s surgery, India:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN
AND OTHER DISEASES.

Hotel, India:
WOMAN’S ARE REQUESTED NOT TO
HAVE CHILDREN IN BAR.

Hotel, India:
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY
PASSED ALL WATER SERVED HERE.

Hotel, Moscow (opposite Russian Orthodox
monastery):
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET
COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.

Hotel airconditioner instructions,
India:
COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM,
PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.

Zoo, India:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS.
IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

Poster, USA:
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT
READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP.

Restaurant, India:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK,
AND WEEKENDS TOO.

Automatic hand dryer in public lavatory,
USA: DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.

Hotel Lobby in
Romania:

The lift is being
fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be
unbearable.

 Maternity ward, India:
NO CHILDREN ALLOWED
WITHOUT PERMISSION.

Cemetery, India:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM
PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

Restaurant menu, Germany:
OUR FOOD LEAVES
YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

Tokyo Hotel,
Japan:

IS FORBIDDEN TO
STEAL HOTEL TOWELS PLEASE. IF YOU ARE NOT A PERSON TO DO SUCH THING IS PLEASE
NOT TO RED NOTICE.

Shop in Majorca

ENGLISH WELL TALKING

HERE SPEECHING ENGLISH

 Temple, India:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A
WOMAN EVEN A FOREIGNER IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

Hotel bedroom, India:
PLEASE DO NOT BRING
SOLICITORS OR OTHER SIMILAR WOMEN INTO YOUR ROOM.

Hotel brochure, India:
THIS HOTEL IS
RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE. IN FACT, LARGE CROWDS FROM ALL OVER THE
WORLD FLOCK HERE TO ENJOY IT.

Hotel lobby, Bucharest:
THE LIFT IS BEING
FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE
UNBEARABLE.

Hotel bedroom, India:
YOU ARE INVITED TO
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID AT ANY HOUR. SHE ALWAY’S HAPPY TO HELP IN ANY
WAY

Hotel, India:
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR
WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE MAID.

Black Forest, Germany:
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR
INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Supermarket, India:
FOR YOUR CONVENIENT, WE
RECOMMEND COURTEOUS, EFFICIENT SELF-SERVICE.

Newspaper, India:
A NEW SWIMMING POOL IS
RAPIDLY TAKING SHAPE SINCE THE CONTRACTORS HAVE THROWN IN THE BULK OF THEIR
WORKERS.

Hotel, Berlin:
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF
HAVING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BED, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE
USED

Laundry, India:
LADY’S, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES
HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.

Tourist agency, Czech Republic:
TAKE ONE OF
OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS. WE GUARANTEE NO MISCARRIAGES.

Advertisement for donkey rides, India:
WOULD
YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

Dentist’s advertisement, India:
TEETH FILLED
AND EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.

Hotel bedroom, India:
IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST
VISIT TO BOMBAY, YOU ARE WELCOME TO IT.

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